I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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