Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I'm getting married
To pizza
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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