No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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