Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Randomize
