So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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