Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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