i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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