I heard we made out
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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