Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
