yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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