I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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