i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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