Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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