it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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