Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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