Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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