New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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