I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
NoShamevember. You game?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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