I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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