the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Pants are for mortals
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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