OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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