I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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