Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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