I just made out with a guy for $7.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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