Plan B is the new Plan A
I wish i was in the wii world.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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