The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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