belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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