youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
