Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
it's not cheating when I paid for it
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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