so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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