And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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