At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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