i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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