remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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