So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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