i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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