I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Randomize
