Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I have tasted many bathrooms
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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