who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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