You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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