we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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