your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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