we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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