And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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