coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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