so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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