do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Acid is not a monday night drug
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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