the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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