this just has baby written all over it
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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