Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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